How to Roast Someone

1) "I'm guessing you have membership because you're spoiled?"

This one is suitable for someone who seems spoiled and have membership, its very obvious as you can see on the line on top. This is a true fact for some kids though- they beg their parents for membership, and of course, if they don't get what they want, they throw a tantrum :l

2) "You tell lies to others to cover your shameful self."

Ah, this one :) this one is very hard to explain, but its basically telling someone that they are using lies to cover up the truth and mess that they made by being a bad person and they aren't going to clean it it up.

3) "I would give you a bad look, but its just that you already got one."

So this is a little bit mean o. o but i recommend this if you are really annoyed by the person that you are fighting with. Sometimes people can hurt you a lot, even with just a word.

4) "Are you born on a highway? Because that is where most accidents happen."

Basically telling someone that their birth was a mistake.

5) If Someone Calls You Fat

Just say, 'yes, yes I'm fat. But you are annoying, and fat can slim down but being annoying cant. " Trade

5) "I'm sorry I called you annoying, I just thought you already knew that."

This one seems nice :D telling someone that they already know that they are annoying and vs insulting them :0

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Think out of the box! Most of these are not from me but from my good ol' friend, Mr.Google.